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Jeb and the Many, Many, Many Things In His/Her Pockets once upon a time, there was a wo/man named Jebidiah, born an obese one-nostriled hermaphrodite in the great state of Chicago. now, living in Omaha wasn't easy for a guy/girl like Jeb. s/he had to be discreet about everything s/he did. and one way s/he decided that s/he could be discreet was to empty everything in his/her pockets. so s/he proceeded to pull out things. and out of his/her pockets came these: pennies, cigarettes, lint, a rubber duck, a large boat, soap, more pennies, small woodland creatures, a map, a tourist, a ridiculous amount of silly string, a kitty cat, condoms, ice cubes still in the tray, a newspaper stand, a phish cd, a pickle and mayo sandwich, an actual fish, two small pengiuns, a nametag that read "earl", a little boy who claimed the nametag, a red sock, a blue sock, and the entire script to monty python's meaning of life. pheeewww! that was a lot of stuff for a guy/girl living in kansas city, nebraska. now that s/he had all that weight off him/her, s/he decided to go jogging. thus s/he proceeded to put on his/her flamingo-pink jogging suit and his/her squeaky clown shoes. you can never be too inconspicuous in a place like ontario...
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