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well, i visited the doctor today. this is the same doctor who i've seen my entire life. he's been my pediatrician since before i was born, if that makes sense at all. anyway, it's funny going to see him now, because i'm like the only 19 year old sitting amongst all the 5 and 6 year olds. it works, i just get in the floor and play with them until their mothers tell them to stop talking to the freak. anyhow he told me i didn't have strep, which i had begun to doubt anyway after the way i felt this morning. he did his culture tests and said he'd continue to watch to see if my beatiful mucus samples would grow strep. i doubt they will. now, here is the fun part. what else could it be that's causing me to feel like poop? he said it was either good old-fashioned influenze, some sort of odd mulatto virus they didn't have a name for, or by golly, it could be mono. that would suck. i can't afford to feel worse than i normally do for 8 solid weeks. screw that. i'm pretending that i never even heard that part of the conversation. if it turns out i have it, then i'll act surprised and deny having any inclination it could've been that. then i'll cough on everyone and dance like mad through the office screaming and tossing paper everywhere. careful, i'm contagious...
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