8:23 p.m. ;; May 09, 2002
bun bun vs. the timequake

so i was reading sluggy and thinking about how my girlfriend commonly refers to me as nerd boy. and then i thought about all the nerdy things i do every single day.

this caused me to realize just how nerdy we all are on a regular basis. most of the time we don't even realize it unless someone points it out. so, i have a theory.

if we all do some spontaneous nerd-like action at the exact same time one day, the world will be thrown off it's axis.

listen: if everyone in the world were suddenly and synchronically harmonized with their nerdness it would cause the social balance of the earth to collapse, causing total chaos. perhaps it would cause a real timequake. this is something we should all look into, because we all know the timequake was the absolute greatest thing to happen to anyone on february 17th...

silent chuckles and cynical, manaical evil laughs shall ensue.

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