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i was talking to monkydoo today about selling my body to science. not the whole shebang, but seperate parts. i have lots of things on my body i don't use and probably won't for quite some time. by the time i'll want to use them again i'll be too old, or hopefully rich enough to hire someone to complete those tasks for me. ahh, the rich life. lets see, i have way too many toes, those are the first to go. i'll only need the end ones, my big toe and the little itty bitty pinky toe for balance, so bah to the rest of them. i hate my feet anyway. i only need one kidney, that can go. my eyebrows don't really serve much purpose aside from keeping sweat out of my eyes. they really don't do that good of a job with that either. off they go. fingernails are overrated. and i only need one good ear right? jeez, this is getting out of hand. hands. hmm, i have two of those... i have a plan. i'll just go to various advertising companies and sell them space on my body. then they can tattoo their logo's all over me and i'll just be one huge walking ad. a true capitalist whore. i'll be the posterchild of the advertising industry. pepsi on my forehead. midol on my midriff. tigerbalm on my lower back. trojan on my...well, you know. right right.
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