8:50 p.m. ;; June 24, 2002
apology and play

so poop. my computer is still dead. it's been forever since i've been afforded an opportunity to update. sorry friends.

not much has been happening lately. i'm taking a trip up north this weekend. going to minnesota to visit my father. not exactly something i look forward to, but necessary. we're going to have our dreaded college funding discussion. this is probably how it will end up going:

josh(that's me): so father, how are things?

jack(him): shut up loser, you're worthless!

josh(shocked): dad, what's wrong? did i do something?

jack: shut up loser, i've decided i'm not going to help you pay for shit, go get a job.

josh: but dad, i have a job, and you promised me years ago that you would help a little!

jack: well, i lied loser, get over it. go sell crack or whore your body like a normal kid. quit being so damn weird. you're a disgrace. bah.

josh: wimper...

jack: want to go play golf? you can be my caddie you little bitch

end scene, exit stage right.

it probably won't be that ugly...but it is still going to suck.

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