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so i'm at my girlfriend's computer looking perplexed and staring at a fucking snowglobe. now, you may ask what is so intriguing about a lousy snowglobe, and i tell you now it is an evil spawn of hell snowglobe. there is a golf ball inside, and a small hole to make you think the golf ball can sit atop the hole and you will feel special and important for accomplishing such a feat and your friends will sing praises and write songs in your honor and such things. i've been trying for an hour. fucker is magnetized or something. i'm leaving soon to go see X2. i was slightly excited to see that there was a sequel, and to hear that there'd be a thirdquel, but i'm not so excited now that i've realized the third won't be called XXX. damn you Vin Diesel!!!!!!!!!! you ruin my plans once again!
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